According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

SOME PEOPLE ARE ONLY ALIVE BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO KILL.

Pride is what we have. Vanity if what others have.

A BARTENDER IS JUST A PHARMACIST WITH A LIMITED INVENTORY.

Reality? Is that where the pizza guy comes from?

HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.

GIVE ME AMBIGUITY OR GIVE ME SOMETHING ELSE.

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

MAKE IT IDIOT PROOF AND SOMEONE WILL MAKE A BETTER IDIOT.